14.11.2001 // Puns'n'slips // by Evgenia Pochepko
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway, "See, I am not injured yet."
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Software Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails...
sent by Ruslan Gorusyev to F.E. Discussion Group